My buddy sent me a hip bottle opener for my birthday to aid me in my effort to become a more professional white person.

New career goal. Become a prop wig model.

Good thing they labeled it novelty, otherwise I would have had no idea.

The lady made a peach pie for my birthday, so yeah, solid birthday this year.

#selfie am I doing it right?

Welp, there goes the pruno I’ve been home brewing for the past two weeks.

Whoa! Why Would You Eat That Challenge graffiti!! (that we paid a guy to do)

Some fun stuff coming up on the Why Would You Eat That Challenge.

ECHOSMITH - “Come Together”

I played a dancing principal in this Breakfast Club parody music video for the band Echosmith.

Directed by the very talented Justin Coloma

Really glad The Melt truck serves wholesome food. Not like India Jones and their slutty curries.