How much bigger and more disgusting are these Monster energy drinks going to get?

This is my ugh-dad!-can-we-go-already look an adolescent would have on a family trip.

By the way I’ve taken to calling Kinane “dad” on this trip.

Navajo tacos at Hogan Restaurant in Tuba City, AZ. I still can’t decide if it was good or bad.

There were no other urinals so I just pooped in the corner.

For when you want to tame that wild pussy.

My Dish Network only gets Animal Planet!

(quip courtesy of Kyle)

Kyle Kinane, Chris Bennet and I at Hoodlum’s Music, Tempe AZ

Ugh why would anyone want this? Arizona, the land of tacky decor.