The lady who intros every episode of Downton Abbey on Netflix Instant is the adult version of Ginny Weasley.

For all those who are interested in this kind of thing, there’s a great Eames exhibit in Hollywood at JF Chen (941 N. Highland Ave. Hollywood, CA 90038).

Go sit in mid-century modern chairs that hopefully I’ll one day be able to afford. 

Weird looking kitty cat.

Performing at the University of Redlands at a place called “Java the Hutt.”

Java. The. Hutt.

College kids are adorable.

concoctedconversations:

Employee:  Boss, our worries are over! I got a great idea for a new snack.

Boss:  I can’t wait to hear it.

Employee:  Ok, what’s everyone’s favorite food?

Boss:  Pizza.

Employee:  Besides that.

Boss:  Meat.

Employee:  Blammo. Now don’t you hate how eating meat can make you tired?

Boss:  The only reason I stop eating turkey every year at Thanksgiving is because I fall asleep at the table.

Employee:  I mean, how many times have you been eating beef jerky and drinking a cup of coffee wishing they could be the same thing?

Boss:  Every morning.

Employee:  What if I told you we can make meat that not only won’t make you tired, but will actually make you… not tired.

Boss:  Shut. Your. Mouth.

Employee:  We call it… Perky Jerky.

Beat.

Boss:  You brilliant sonofabitch. How?

Employee:  Science.

Boss:  Of course! 

The boss tears open a bag of Perk Jerky and pours it in his mouth.

Boss:  I’m never going to fall asleep!

Soooo this is a real thing.

Watch The Life and Times of Tim on HBO tonight. I didn’t edit either of these episodes, but they are both some of my favorites from this season. Especially “Game Night.” It’s just so fucked up. It’s great.

Nathan Barnatt is one of the most prolific people I have ever met. Will you just watch this already? The shot at 3:45 is worth it alone.

From the getting-a-blowjob-while-playing-the-guitar-scene in 1984’s Hardbodies.

Acting motherfuckers. 

HARDBODIES

If you guys want to see a real bag of crap of a movie, may I recommend watching Hardbodies on Netflix Instant? It’s hard to know where to begin with this one, but the movie is basically about a young guy helping three older (disgusting looking) men fool women into having sex with them. Some of the things you will see are:

- A guy who wears the shirt “Boogie Till You Puke” for the entire movie (which takes places over multiple days)

- Kenneth from Can’t Buy Me Love in drag. You know, the nerdy red-haired friend of Ronald MIller who yells, “You shit on my house!”

- A scene where an old guy plays a guitar while getting a blowjob and then breaks the string when he ejaculates.

- A joke where one of the older disgusting guys calls the other older disgusting guy “an asshole” and then the third older disgusting guy says, “You guys want to see an asshole?” and then turns around and bends over. It’s fucking terrible.

Like I said, it’s a real bag of crap. I can’t recommend it enough. And the best part? There’s a sequel.