If this guy was real, god he would just be the worst.

I wrote a Concocted Conversation about the above picture for The Higgs Weldon, which you can read by clicking here.

WHY WOULD YOU EAT THAT CHALLENGE
“The Tin Can Challenge”

Endured The Tin Can Challenge with Jimmy Wong and Ashley Adams. 8 cans. No labels. You pick a number out of a hat and eat out of the corresponding can.

Also, I bought most of these cans at an asian grocery store in San Gabriel.

Clever girl

Fuck off Facebook. Stop creepin.

For context, click here.

WHY WOULD YOU EAT THAT CHALLENGE
“Malort Cash Grab”

This week we blew a mixture of trash and money at KYLE KINANE and BRENDAN MCGOWAN. The more money they grabbed outta the air, the more shorts of Malort they could buy each other.

Malort is a chicago liquor that tastes like spoiled feet.

The low-budget version of Spam which is the low-budget version of meat.

I ate it anyways. #badboy #YOLO

This Trader Joe’s is weird. #traderjoes