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photo These are my roomies. @kyleclarkisrad has a cat named “cow.” It’s pretty cool but my other roomie @justlentz is allergic and constantly has to wash his hands. I feel like I’m stuck in the middle. I end up spending most of my time looking out the window wondering what happened to all my potential.

These are my roomies. @kyleclarkisrad has a cat named “cow.” It’s pretty cool but my other roomie @justlentz is allergic and constantly has to wash his hands. I feel like I’m stuck in the middle. I end up spending most of my time looking out the window wondering what happened to all my potential.

14 hours ago

April 22, 2014
photo Kids, make sure to lock your doors or I will sneak into your house and steal your xbox.

Kids, make sure to lock your doors or I will sneak into your house and steal your xbox.

14 hours ago

April 22, 2014
photo Comforting my new friend Diego. He missed an open goal shot and we lost the game. To be honest I’m really mad at him but I’m trying to hide it bc I’m a good friend.

Comforting my new friend Diego. He missed an open goal shot and we lost the game. To be honest I’m really mad at him but I’m trying to hide it bc I’m a good friend.

15 hours ago

April 22, 2014
photo I’m reading to children at an elementary school and making a lot of new friends.

I’m reading to children at an elementary school and making a lot of new friends.

15 hours ago

April 22, 2014
photo arts n crafts self portrait is starting to take shape

arts n crafts self portrait is starting to take shape

18 hours ago

April 22, 2014
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My dad caught me once playing in the tub. I had these army soldiers, little plastic ones, and I was moving my legs in and out to make them float toward my dick. And I was yelling at them, ‘Come to the King!’—the King meaning my dick. And my dad somehow saw me doing that, and he was like, ‘What the hell are you doing?’ So I said, ‘What the hell are you doing watching me?’
photo "Oh you have cups that light up? We’ll have the cups that light up." Buca di Bep-hoooooo. Happy bday @remmettsibley

"Oh you have cups that light up? We’ll have the cups that light up." Buca di Bep-hoooooo. Happy bday @remmettsibley

5 days ago

April 17, 2014
photo Santa Monica is like your friend whose sweet and adorable on the outside but full of drugs on the inside.

Santa Monica is like your friend whose sweet and adorable on the outside but full of drugs on the inside.

6 days ago

April 16, 2014
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HEY LA! THIS IS TONIGHT!

THE LIQUID FEET SHOW
8PM @ The Sweat Spot (3327 Sunset Blvd)!
$5!

If you wanna see more of people doing choreographed dances to TV sitcom openings, you know where to be.

1 week ago

April 11, 2014
photo Mark my word. Someday I will own a 70s era Mercedes Benz.

Mark my word. Someday I will own a 70s era Mercedes Benz.

1 week ago

April 11, 2014