My dad caught me once playing in the tub. I had these army soldiers, little plastic ones, and I was moving my legs in and out to make them float toward my dick. And I was yelling at them, ‘Come to the King!’—the King meaning my dick. And my dad somehow saw me doing that, and he was like, ‘What the hell are you doing?’ So I said, ‘What the hell are you doing watching me?’
The series is a bizarre 60’s interpretation of WWII and features a group of elite spies who go on missions and thwart Hitler. Also, their boss is an eagle. If I made a list called “The Best”, this series would be on it.