January 2009
97 posts
My friends made this, it looks amazing. I die in it.
teamtigerawesome:
Oprah is Dead
When Oprah dies, the world, bereft of one of it’s most charismatic leaders, descends into anarchy and chaos. A solitary traveler attempts to put the shattered pieces together again, but puts them together wrong, which can only mean doom for us all.
Shot by Jonathan Nicholas. Starring Clay Dzygun, CJ Meeks,...
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I'm going to Ikea, I'll be back in six hours.
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THE JUST BE FRIENDS ARTIST #5 - “Right Place, Right Time”
Written by Ryan McKee, starring me and well, look at that - Ryan McKee.
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i am excited to meet your new ladymeat!!!
– My friend Jacki O. I’m going to start calling my new girlfriend ladymeat. And Jacki’s a hardcore feminist, so I know this term is acceptable to ladymeats the world over.
'Immortal' jellyfish swarming across the world -... →
Never in a million years did I think it was all going to end this way.
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THE JUST BE FRIENDS ARTIST #4 - “The Guru”
Written by Ryan McKee,starring me and Matt Walsh from the Upright Citizens Brigade.
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THE JUST BE FRIENDS ARTIST #3 - “The Massage”
Written by Ryan McKee, with appearance from TV’s Mike Busch.
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BIGGEST FEAR
My biggest fear is pursuing standup as a career is not that I’ll fail, but that I’ll turn into an alcoholic, because I really hate going to meetings.
(I don’t want anyone to worry so I should say that no friends or family have ever said, “You drink too much and I’m worried about you.” Well that’s not entirely true. They’ve said that in the moment -...
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THE JUST BE FRIENDS ARTIST #2 - “The Bedroom Episode”
Written by Ryan McKee, with appearances from Harrison Brown, Chris Dunham and Duckie from Pretty in Pink.
You know you're getting old...
when eating a late night burrito gives you a hangover. Ugh. I wish I could poop out my whole body.
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THE JUST BE FRIENDS ARTIST #1 - “Meet Sweet Guy”
My comedy buddy, Ryan McKee, wrote all of these. We shot them all in one long, stressful day, but were really happy with how they turned out. I’m not sure how many people saw these so I’ll be posting one a day (there’s five total), so check back tomorrow for the next episode.
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The Snuggery →
I just finished reading this book by Annabelle Gurwitch entitled “Fired! Tales of the Canned, Canceled, Downsized & Dismissed.” I found it in a box on the street that was filled with dozens of copies. Growing up I had a crush on the author, who was on TBS’s “Dinner and a Movie” with the epically funny Paul Gilmartin, so I figured what they hey, I should read this...
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OBAMA!
I’m at my friend Marc’s on Talkshow 24/7 celebrating the inaguration of Obama. It’s 10:26AM and I’m already buzzed on bloody mary’s and quiche. Best president ever man.
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got a country song in my ear
annie told i’m gonna like it here
been all...
– Lyrics from Monique Full of Grace. My friend Mo makes pretty music. I especially liked the line “oh how I love and fucking hate this place.” That’s what you get Los Angeles for being such a fickle bitch sometimes. Check out the song HERE.
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