August 2009
130 posts
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SONGS I LISTEN TO OVER AND OVER #35
“No...
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purns:
Mya - Ghetto Superstar
SUMMERJAM.
I...
July 2009
119 posts
Where's the pastrami?
katherinespiers:
The NY Times just published a piece about the popularity of pastrami burgers (that’s a hamburger topped with pastrami) in Salt Lake City. I read it, as I am a now a student of Utah society. But it had a throwaway line about LA that threw me: “In more recent years, pastrami-gorged burritos have emerged as Los Angeles staples.” What? Really? Is this just a non-fact about LA that an...
List of One Liners →
Ryan McKee compiled a list for AskMen.com of some of today’s best one-liners from a variety of comics. I’m in there but my favorites are:
I’m very religious. I don’t believe gays should celebrate holidays. God made Christmas Eve, not Christmas Steve. — Paul Jay
Throwing rice at a wedding is a tradition. Unless it’s an Asian couple, then it’s a hate crime. — Shawn...
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WatchOof, this one’s probably going to piss some people off.
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SONGS I LISTEN TO OVER AND OVER #34
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SONGS I LISTEN TO OVER AND OVER #33
“Caught...
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WatchTHE PAUL GOEBEL SHOW - Episode 151
I was on Paul Goebel’s podcast last week. We talked about comedy contests, the wave of celebrity deaths, TV and basically just dicked around for an hour. It’s fun, have a listen. If the player above doesn’t work, just click here.
You may remember Paul as the TV geek (or the geek with the pompadour) from Comedy Central’s Beat the Geeks....
Back in LA
Oof. I’m looking forward to staying in one place for awhile.
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SONGS I LISTEN TO OVER AND OVER #32
“Sweet...
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Watch The Road
I was driving behind a city bus and it had one of those Watch the Road ads on it. It said, “Stop at the red or end up dead.” To illustrate this, there was a tombstone with the inscription, “I wish I had stopped.” There are only two scenarios where this can make any sense.
SCENARIO ONE The imaginary dead guy is at dinner with his family and says:
“Great meatloaf Mom. By the way, when...
WatchMy review of Harry Potter made it on “The Rotten Tomatoes Show.” Huzzah!
Do you ever...
listen to really good upbeat song and think, “I should really work out to this song.” And then you think, “I should really workout.”
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SONGS I LISTEN TO OVER AND OVER #31
“Letter...
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Standup Tonight at UCB in NYC
I’m doing standup. So is Ryan Mckee. Amanda and her friend Sarah are doing improv. Plus Ryan and I will be doing a duo set. It’s all FREE too!
SCHOOL NIGHT - 11PM - FREE Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre (NYC) 307 W. 26th St. NY, NY10001
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Uhh, check out who left a comment on my Leeds... →
Do you think it’s really him?
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SONGS I LISTEN TO OVER AND OVER #30
“Twin...
NEW FACES Showcase at Montreal Listing →
Fuck yeah MIke Bridenstine, Renee Gauthier, Moshe Kasher, Mary Mack, Matt Knudsen, Duncan Trussell and Andy Ritchie! Congrats!
HOLY SHIT, IT'S THE CRAZY RIGHT WING VERSION OF ME →
Where's Our Free Love Generation? →
McKee nails it.
Is it bad...
when you count the last time you worked out as the last time you drank too much and vomited. My abs were sore the next day so that counts, right?
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WatchUP CLOSE AND PERSONAL: KIM JONG IL’S SON
If you likes it, funny it. Or just Digg it. Or just forward it to all your awesome friends you awesome person.
I'm performing at UCB NY on Wed!
sitko:
schoolnight:
Ron Babcock Dumptruck & Clapsmear Ron and Ryan Sara Allocco Ryan McKee Dumpster Tequila Jill Donnelly Dan Gurewitch Little Ethnics
I get to do improv with Sarah Claspell!!!! And Ron and his best bud Ryan are performing too!
http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/483
11pm, Wed, Free!
Yeah NYC! Kakow!
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WatchI submitted a review of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince to Current TV’s “The Rotten Tomatoes Show”. It’s a fun show you can watch on the internet, check em’s out.
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SONGS I LISTEN TO OVER AND OVER #29
“Un...
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SONGS I LISTEN TO OVER AND OVER #28
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DOG SITTING
“Ok you need to inject the needle into her anus,” he said.
“I’m sorry, what?”
“You need to inject the needle into her anus.”
The owner of said anus was a german shephard named Bessie. I was dog sitting for my friend and the dog died. I know, right? First rule of dog sitting, don’t kill the dog. Before you start to hate me, let me say that this dog was old and very very sick. The owners knew the...
