March 2010
72 posts
I’m writing a screenplay about a racist who lives...
February 2010
82 posts
My favorite pair of pants is carpenter pants...
When I’m traveling, I like to play a game called,...
Funniest joke I heard at last night's David...
JIM My grandfather died in a concentration camp.
DAVE Oh, really?
JIM Yeah, he fell out of a guard tower.
I once went to a wedding of two 20-year-olds. It...
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WatchMy review of Shudder Island made it on The Rotten Tomatoes Show.
This movie was an interesting departure for Scorsese, because it blows. Like Leonardo Dicaprio, I too was stuck on Shudder Island. All in all, it wasn’t that bad of a movie, but it also wasn’t Scorsese’s best by far.
Just found one of the first jokes I ever wrote.
My mom used to walk around our house and say, “Oh Ronnie if these walls could talk the things they would say.”
You know what I think they say Mom? “Stop pounding nails into me.” “OW!”
I like teapots, because their the only kitchen...
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WatchSean Patton is one of the best standups I know. Here’s why.
This is a good thing. →
sitko:
It’s by General Public, Boo…
Tenderness...
Clueless is on.
lasramblas:
MISS YOU BRITTANY M.
Clueless is one of those movies that no matter when it’s on or how far in it is, I have to watch it. I remember when it came out I went to see it solely because The Mighty Mighty Bosstones made an appearance. I was into two things back then, ska and suits that screamed, “I listen to ska!” although my favorite song in the movie is the closing...
I just threw away a veggie burger.
That’s saying something because I never throw away food. But it was mushy. A mushy burger. I can’t wait
to get back to LA and cook for myself. A mushy burger. Tasted like a wet diaper.
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Las Vegas "Home of the Unofficial Neck Tattoo...
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I think it's a bad sign when
you mention you’re going to the free buffet and literally every hotel employee looks over their shoulder, looks at you and then says, “Be careful.”
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I'm working The Riviera in Vegas this week
One of the perks, depending on your perspective, is that I get to eat for free everyday at the World’s Buffet. The word buffet comes from the Latin root word “buffetus”, which means “to eat pizza for breakfast.”
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I have a Google Alert setup for my name.
This means once a month, Google sends me an e-mail where my name is mentioned on the internets. Sometimes this can be really creepy.
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WatchMy Review of Frozen on The Rotten Tomatoes Show.
