June 2010
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May 2010
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I'm not a violent guy, but
if anyone tries to “ice” me, there’s a good chance I’m going to punch you in the dick, bro.
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How am I just finding out about Yo La Tengo now?...
Watchgirlsgonegoldberg:
Moving tribute to Ed Salazar, viral video auteur from G4tv.
Keep it up Web Soup for being funny and keeping my friends employed!
Great work Ed and Jonah!
My best friends just had a baby! I'm a godfather!
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I like fancy restaurants cus when they ask "Can we...
A lot of people are responding about my new...
I’m going to wear that new vest so hard people are going to think it’s a jacket. And it’s going to start a police action in the fashion world.
Take sides tumblr. We’re about to throw down.
WatchSUPPORT NET NEUTRALITY
1. WATCH THIS VIDEO
2. SIGN THIS PETITION
3. CALL YOU REPRESENTATIVE - after you sign the petition, the website will give you the contact information for your representative and give you a sample script. It was the first time I ever called my representative, it was pretty exciting actually.
I know 99% don’t give a shit about politics, but this is one issue that...
Standup, you are a fickle bitch.
I forgot that when you think to yourself, “Man things are going pretty good in the standemups department”, you better watch out for the giant pile of shit you are about to fall face first in. This pile being the owner of the bar heckling you. Oh Corona California, you just reminded me how much I do indeed love Los Angeles.
“Sex is like jazz. You just go with what you feel.”
– (via hallifax)
Yeah but I never cry after listening to jazz.
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It's hard for to express how little of a shit I...
And I’m not judging you if you do. If you’re into Lost, fucking have at it. I hope the finale is going to answer all those questions you’ve had for the last six seasons (although we both know it’s going to be one of those Soprano-type endings where the viewer gets to make up their own minds).
It’s just that I never got into Lost. It’s one of those shows that...
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So you want to get deleted on Facebook?
Just follow these five simple steps and watch your friends list dwindle!
1. INVITE EVERYONE TO ALL OF YOUR SHOWS
It doesn’t matter if it’s in Chicago and they’re in LA. Maybe they’re in town for the weekend and instead of hanging out with their close family or friends, they want to see your band The Poop Shards at The Alamo Nugget Bucket? You know it’s going to be...
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I can't wait to see Robin Hood this weekend! I...
* I’m guessing a torrent of poor reviews.
I just ate a pastrami sandwich that gave me a...
This is a new one, I’m not sure how to handle it. Oh body, why aren’t you as strong and resilient as you used to be?
because i have been fiscally responsible my whole...
(via ladygrl)
I hate hate hate the way the credit system is setup in this country. I was once turned down for a small loan (thanks Bank One!) and it was because I had no credit. It blew my mind. I remember saying:
“So let me get this straight, because I’ve spent my entire life saving up for things when I wanted to buy them rather than charging it to a credit card, because I’ve...
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thingsmydatereallysaidlastnight:
“Your eyes are so blue you look like an Aryan.”
I submitted this one. Technically, it didn’t happen last night but it happened a few years ago and always stick with me. I remember we were out to dinner and this girl was looking deep into my eyes. I thought we were going to kiss across the dinner table, but no she told me, ”Your eyes are so blue you...
imdeadanditsallmyfault:
Doug, I’m sweating and having trouble breathing. A what? Don’t be so melodramatic. If anything it’s a Big Mac attack. Be a pal and go get me the cure, yeah? And a strawberry shake while you’re at it.
This is honestly one of my favorite blogs. It’s by Kyle Kinane and every single post kills me.
thisismyfavoritesong:
“Concrete & Clay” by...
carlovely:
billy idol - mony mony
That reminds...
I'm alway amazed at people in LA who leave their...
I just saw a guy who looked like his head was on fire, but the fire was made out of hair. The girl next to him looked like she dressed herself by starting out butt naked on one end a goodwill store and ran through the racks. Whatever she had on at the end is what she wore outside - winter coat, short shorts and an oven mitt.