July 2010
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The amount of mattresses on the sidewalks of a...
And if said mattress is on fire, then welcome to Koreatown.
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ME ON THE RED CARPET OF SPIKE TV’S GUY’S CHOICE / MAKING OUT WITH MICHAEL IRVIN
(via Asylum.com)
Spike TV recently honored celebs who appeal to the alpha-est of the alpha males with their 2010 Guys Choice Awards. Asylum decided to assign our most macho correspondent to cover the festivities. He wasn’t available, so we sent comedian Ron Babcock instead …
June 2010
100 posts
Today
Slept in
Watched a very entertaining Spain vs. Portugal game at the Montalban, while enjoying free beer and snacks.
Met up with Karl Hess and ate at Umami Burger
Watched Toy Story 3
So far, a solid Tuesday.
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GUILTY SUMMER JAM #3
“Bump N’...
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WatchIt scares me how much I am excited to see this. I got goosebumps in the first ten seconds.
I’m 31-years-old.
Watchthehoulywoodreporter:
Thanks to Paste Magazine’s All That: Where Are They Now feature likely inspired by Amanda Bynes’ public declaration via Twitter that she was retiring from acting, I found this *gem* of a Tumblr blog. Little Pete from The Adventures of Pete & Pete aka Danny Tamborelli has a sketch group called MAN BOOBS COMEDY. A-fucking-mazing! Wyckoff represent!
manboobscomedy:
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GUILTY SUMMER JAMS #2
“Can I Get A What...
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Stop the new Los Angeles Food Truck Bill from... →
tumblangeles:
The food truck bill is a sneaky way to try to put these food trucks out of business by not allowing them to park at metered spots.
Save our food trucks!
Holy crap Tumblr, get on it! Let’s not make it even harder for independent businesses to operate.
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WatchI love this series and will never tire of this gag.
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My interview with BETTY WHITE for Asylum.com:
BETTY WHITE TEACHES ASYLUM HOW TO SCORE WITH (MUCH) OLDER WOMEN
Betty White is blowing up … again. America’s favorite grandma has been in the biz for over 60 years and shows no signs of letting up. The premiere of her new show “Hot in Cleveland” on TV Land was the most watched show on cable last Wednesday night. White...
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It's 8:48PM and I'm just starting my work work for...
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I've eaten Mexican for my last six meals in a row.
Two more and I think I start to develop super powers.*
* that power being the ability to poop half a dozen times a day.
I don't even know why I ask for help at Target
Me: where are your tripods?
Worker: Tripods?
Me: yeah. Tripods.
Worker: Tripods?
Me: Cameras go on top of them.
Worker: Oh tripods… They’re in sporting goods.
They were in electronics.
I guess I knew that in my head to begin with. I always ask questions when I go into department stores in the hopes that an employee will magically make whatever I want appear. Unless what I...
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Hey Laker fans
If you guys win tomorrow, can you not destroy the city? It’s just that the local government is kinda strapped for cash and keeps laying off city employees and repairing a city takes a lot of money. Listen, as soon as we bounce back from this recession you can turn over all the cars you want, but how bout you celebrate at Shakey’s tomorrow instead of vandalizing where we live.
This goes for if you...
I'm addicted to gambling.
Not poker or anything like that. I just keep eating food from restaurants that I left in my car overnight. Never bet on a fish sandwich, the house will always win.
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I just got winded writing a thank you letter by...
I really got to start working out again.
