February 2011
49 posts
2 tags
1 tag
1 tag
3 tags
2 tags
1 tag
I said the words “totes avails” yesterday.
It’s an abbreviation for “totally available.” A friend asked what I was doing this weekend and I said, “Oh man I’m totes avails…” So now I have to kill myself. I feel like the out-of-touch principal trying to fit in with kid slang.
“I know you kids think those marijuana cigarettes are totally tubular, but you know what’s really radical - pogs! Now who wants to hang in my office...
1 tag
1 tag
IMPROV CLASS
I’ve taken a lot of improv classes in my time. By far the most memorable was when I took an improv class at a community center that cost me $28. For six weeks. And I got a free book.
I did not get my money’s worth.
Why? Because the guy teaching it had never done improv before. When confronted on this, he said, “Well my philosophy is when I want to learn something, I teach...
I think I have that seasonal affective disorder....
1 tag
clintonpickens:
So I’m sitting in the waiting room and all these beautiful girls keep smiling at me, then i realize theres a mirror above me.
This should be in the intro to your autobiography.
Cool pictures →
goldengirl:
Most of us are fascinated by their retro look but to me, it’s imagining how people would feel and look like if they were to reenact them today… A few months ago, I decided to actually do this.
These are all amazing.
Thanks for paying your fair share millionaires. As...
“Obama’s new budget puts forward a plan to achieve $1.1 trillion in deficit reductions over the next decade, according to an administration official who spoke to the Associated Press on condition of anonymity in advance of the formal release of the budget.
Those reductions — averaging just over $100 billion each year — are achieved mainly by squeezing social programs. A...
2 tags
Bit I did for The David Feldman Comedy Podcast on...
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
I hate arguing with people who use the phrase “I...
ME: Well the evidence that climate change is caused by humans is overwhelming.
THEM: I don’t know.
ME: But the vast majority of scientists agree…
THEM: I don’t knowwww.
ME: But the people who don’t believe in climate change all have a vested interest in not believing in it. They’re not just looking at the facts. They’re looking at the fact that...
1 tag
Isn't my brother the best?
Hi Ron,
Each week I will send you a recipe that involves no more than 8 ingredients and can be cooked up fairly quickly. (I’m hoping for a 45 minute from time starting to serving on the table.) Plus, it is all from scratch. Nothing from a can, though it may be easier to occasionally have something pickled from a jar (such as pickled red chiles)
I hope you are able to make this dish in...
2 tags
Short bit I did last week about the protests in...
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
I took a girl to a piano bar last night. Ok it...
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
