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Man, goodwill shops in Wilkes-Barre, PA don’t fuck around. This place could fit an airplane, but only if someone donated an airplane.
“Looks like this DIY bike rack just hit a hole… in one.”
I guarentee this is the line a host would say if this golf bike rack was ever featured on a DIY show.
My mom and I saw The Avengers last night. We both really liked it. In case you were wondering what it’s like to see The Avengers with my mom, here’s a sampling:
Mom: (not whispering) Now Ronnie, what’s the name of the actress right there?
Me: (whispering) Scarlett Johansson.
Mom: (not whispering) Oh, that’s right. Scarlett Johansson. She’s beautiful.
Me: (whispering) Yep.
Mom: (not whispering) So glamorous.
Me: (whispering) Uh huh.
Scarlett Johansson punches a guy.
Mom: (not whispering) Oh, she just punched that guy. So he must be a bad guy then?
Me: (whispering) Yes mom, he’s a bad guy.
Mom: (not whispering) It’s hard keeping up with the story. I don’t know whose a bad guy and who isn’t. Oh, there’s Captain America. He’s so handsome.
Rinse, lather, repeat for the duration of the movie. I’m not going to lie, it was pretty mom adorable. Moms, amIright?
Ok, last Avengers post.
I saw The Avengers last night and really liked it. But I have to be honest, my first thought when Hawkeye did that little whapoosh! extendo thing with his bow and arrow was, “Awww, he’s trying so hard to be cool.”
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Hey! H. Jon Benjamin made a cameo in Not Another Teen Movie, a really silly movie with a lot of dumb jokes that I laughed like an idiot to.
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This is what happens when your house guest works for a dental supply company.
Not only is this lineup amazing, but every single performer is a good friend of ours. This is gonna be fun, y’all.
DC Pierson’s on the show, from Derrick and Mystery Team and Community and countless other endeavors, and he’s backed up by an army of LA’s best comedic storytellers. Do join us. There will be good people, there will be good coffee, there will be great stories, and there will be kittens.
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This is one of my favorite shows in LA to do. If your night allows it, I highly recommend attending.
