jennienewman:

Jackie, meet Jennie! Local mall Glamour Shots twins!

True story: I had these made as a kid to use as my HEADSHOTS! I had Atlanta agents laughing in my face!

You look like Blossom if she did magic. 

I’m on this week’s episode of The Morning After podcast (episode #69 brah!). It’s a podcast that features comedians and porn stars. I think you can tell who the porn star is in the picture.

Family, please don’t listen to it. You will think less of me.

By far, my favorite part of yesterday’s trip to the Ren Fair was meeting David Martel, the guy who played Teddy on Nickelodeon’s The Adventures of Pete and Pete.  Pete and Pete was my favorite show as a child. That, Mystery Science Theater 3000 and The Kids in the Hall were my biggest comedic influences growing up, so to meet anyone connected with those shows is always exciting.

David was really nice and very patient with me geeking out over him. There was one moment when we were taking the picture that I even said, “This is so awesome.” But these are the people who I consider famous. I don’t care if I see Tom Cruise at a Starbuck’s, but I will lose my shit if I ever meet Budnick from Salute Your Shorts.

Ren Faire!

Ahhh Ren Faire, a safe haven for titties. No matter how big or small or weirdly veiny, titties of all kinds are always welcome at the Ren Faire. The problem is that for every 10 hot titties you see, there will be 100 very not hot titties.

Let’s just say that titties at the Ren Faire are the clothing equivalent of trying to squeeze toothpaste back into the tube.

Ren Faire!

(Source: renfaireboobs)

New taco place on Hollywood blvd. just ordered an al pastor burrito. Don’t fuck this up Calle Tacos.

EDIT:
They fucked it up. It just wasn’t that good of an al pastor burrito and the prices were kinda high. $9 for a burrito and a horchata? Oh and you can’t really tell from the picture, but the truck is actually the interior of the restaurant. They’re doing one of those whoaaa-the-outside-is-inside-restaurant things.

“And here we have a table full of magical items. We have an evil African statue that will curse anyone who touches it, an enchanted celestial box that contains magical crystals, a powerful shaman shaker for voo doo ceremonies and of course… an evil tissue box.”

Ren Faire!

Here’s a question that will always gets a resounding yes at the Ren Faire.

“Do you guys have any dragon stuff?”

Ren Faire!

By far the best part about listening to Ren Faire players sing bawdy songs was watching the women all the way on the right in the green dress interpret the lewd lyrics into sign language. The sign for cock is just as descriptive as you think it is.

Ren Faire!

brandieposey:

@ronbabcock is a MAN (Taken with instagram)

Well you can’t throw an axe at the Ren Faire with your shirt on.

Ren Faire!