THINGS THAT MAKE ME DRY HEAVE #1
The following happened between two of my friends.
TARA: I know this is weird, but can I use one of your tooth brushes?
ANGELO: Sure, I don’t care.
Tara starts brushing her teeth. A minute later, Angelo walks by.
ANGELO: Oh wait, that’s the brush we use to clean the grout.
And dry heave.





