GIRL:  So how do you want me?

PAINTER:  Oh just sit however you would normally sit.

GIRL:  How’s this?

PAINTER:  You sit like that?

GIRL:  Of course. How else does one sit?

PAINTER:  Well usually people don’t sit and grab their necks like that.

GIRL:  Mmm, it’s very comfortable. You should try it.

PAINTER:  You look like you are choking yourself. 

GIRL:  That’s because I am. 

PAINTER:  Uh, you do know I’m married, right?

GIRL:  Uh, you do know I’m horny, right?

(She kisses him. They do the sex.)

And this is how a porno would have started in the 1800’s if they had porno.