GIRL: Wait, so what’s your idea for my portrait?
PAINTER: Well I thought it would be cool if I painted a bird flying toward you?
GIRL: Why exactly?
PAINTER: I just thought it would be cool. Like the bird could be coming towards you and you could have your arm outstretch as if to say ‘oh hayyyy bird.’ And the bird would be all like, ‘oh shit, an arm? I’m going to bird chill on it.’
GIRL: …..
PAINTER: I’m kinda drunk.
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