I made this because the lady and I have to wake up super early tomorrow, so I wanted to make sure we had a good breakfast waiting. You know it as a frittata but I call them fritty titties because… well, if you had the choice between calling something a frittata or a fritty titty, what would you choose?

We’re headed to Disney World. Not Disneyland. Disney World. If vacationing was a sport, Disney World is where the professionals would play. I’ve always wanted to go, but the only vacation my family ever took was to visit my Grandma in her retirement community in Walpole, MA. I’m not saying it wasn’t fun, but I just want to express exactly how low my expectations are for something to quality as a “vacation.”

I’m looking forward to my head exploding multiple times over the next few days.