Policeman: Captain, you sure you want the sign to say “Report All SuspIcious Persons” and not “Report Animals”?
The captain looks at a visibly shaken 19-year-old frat boy whose looking out the window with a thousand yard stare. A single tear rolls down the boy’s cheek.
Captain: Yeah, I’m sure.
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