A NOT SO CONCOCTED CONVERSATION: AQUARIUM GIFT SHOP
CASHIER: Here, you get a free “Underwater Adventures” postcard today with every t-shirt.
(He gives me a postcard with dolphins on it.)
ME: No way, you have dolphins here?
CASHIER: No.
ME: But your postcards have dolphins on them.
CASHIER: Yep.
ME: So many people must ask you where the dolphins are, don’t they?
CASHIER: We have another postcard with whales on it. It’s crazy man.
Probably the best cashier/customer exchange I’ve ever had.





