Guy: I just heard about Solomon, so sad.
Girl: Yeah I’m going to miss him.
Guy: Why don’t we dedicate something to him?
Girl: That’s a great idea! But what?
Guy: Well, he was always going to the bathroom.
Girl: I’d be lying if I said he didn’t.
Guy: I have some scotch tape and an extra 10 minutes. Let’s commemorate his life by affixing a hastily made placard above the place where men urinate.
Girl: You are so thoughtful. That’s why I love you.
They make out.
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