FOG

I hate fog. I was once stuck on a ship outside Hong Kong harbor for two days because of fog. It was so thick that we were forced to drop anchor. If you looked over the side of the ship, you couldn’t see the water. Basically, my boat got cancelled. But no one wants to hear my survival story.

“There we were trying to find the buffet. I remember sayin ‘I can smell the BLT’s but I just cants sees em’… somehow I survived.”

“Oh you were in Hurricane Katrina? Yeah, I was in Fog Frank. Never heard of it? That’s because it never really happened.”

Fog is the Herman Cain of weather. Whenever he’s around, people just want him to go away. He just makes it harder to get into your car.