We went to the moon, how are we still screwing up airport bathrooms? Why is it some bathrooms have barriers between urinals and some don’t? Why do some stalls have half-inch wide gaps where people can literally see you poop and some doors are flush. LAX, is this the first impression you want to give visitors?

When I to Japan, you basically pooped in a tiny little closet. It was like your own port-o-potty except not disgusting. The toilet/bidet had a little computer panel to control the force of the water. Yes you needed a minor in computer science to operate and yes I mistakenly selected the advanced setting and gave myself an unwanted enema, but the right to bathroom privacy was amazing.