STUFFED TIGERS

When I moved to LA, I wasn’t surprised that there was  a guy on the corner of Highland and Melrose who sells stuffed tigers at a gas station, I was surprised that it was working. What target demographic is he appealing to? How many people are driving by going, “I can’t wait for my tribute to Prince party tonight where I turn my studio aprtment into a harem… (sees gas station) oh no way, this is the perfect… AND YOU SELL DIGITAL WATERFALLS? OHMYGOD DO YOU READ MINDS?!? I am delightfully tacky and enjoy wasting electricity, so these are perfect!”