One of the worst things in the world…
is a drunk Scottsdale girl. Amanda and I were at a sandwich shop late last night and I heard the following things:
1. “I DIDN’T GET ANY KETCHUP ON MY DRESS.” (She clearly had ketchup on her dress.)
2. “SHUTUP! YOU CAN’T SEE MY NIPPLE!”
This was all punctuated unitelligible drunk girl diaharrea of the mouth.





