concoctedconversations:

Me:  Jesus Google.

Google:  What?

Me:  Obama is the antichrist? Your auto-complete seem a bit slanted. 

Google:  We also say he could be the devil. Antichrist and devil are two different things bro.

Me:  What about ‘Obama is the President’?

Google:  I guess, but everybody knows that already. 

Me:  But that’s the point of Google, Google! To give access to actual information. 

Google:  Don’t tell me what the point of me is! I’m for three things - finding youtube videos, google imaging Scarlett Johansson’s butt pics and directions. That’s it. If you got a problem, you can go to Bing.

Me:  Well we both know I’m not doing that.

Google:  Damn right, now check out this cat that looks like Wilford Brimely.

 

 Me:  (squeals)

I’m going to stop reblogging these soon, but I write one of these every weekday. If you dig it, give the ol’ Concocted Conversations a follow.