How To Make Tea
1. Fill kettle with water and put on stove.
2. Leave room and completely forget about tea. Then scare the shit out of yourself when the kettle whistles.
3. Pour water over tea bag into mug.
4. Leave room again and completely forget about tea, until you walk back into the kitchen an hour later to make a cup of tea only to realize you already made one, but that it’s basically pure tannic acid now and tastes like crap.
5. See step one.
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