I’m a huge fan of Sam Brown. He draws pictures based on titles people e-mail to him. I always set his drawings on rotation for my desktop wallpaper. Today this one came up and I realized that I have yet to go to the beach. This happens every summer. Friends from back east frequently ask what Los Angeles is like and I frequently remark that it’s great because you live so close to the beach. Then I never go. I can’t believe it’s almost August and I have yet to do anything remotely summer-fun-beach-timey.

This needs to change. I mean, have you seen this body? (points to abs) These puppies need to breathe. (hi-fives self)