Not so humble brag coming your guys… I am listed in the Wikepedia page for the 2010 vampire spoof film Vampire Sucks.

So yeah, Mom, I guess you can say things are going pretty well.

At a show in NYC a few weeks ago, this guy recognized me from The Rotten Tomatoes Show. This is astounding for three reasons:

1. Not many people watched the show.

2. I was rarely on it. 

3. Honestly, not many people watched the show. It was on Current TV for christ sakes.

He then told me I am on the wikipedia page for Vampire Sucks.

A lot of people wonder what it’s like to be famous. Now that I can speak from a position of authority (that authority being that I’m on the fucking wikipedia page for Vampire Sucks), I can say that it’s pretty great. People are nicer and food tastes better. Couple of things to keep me in mind - I ask that you no longer look me in the eyes (obvie) and make no comments on the Lenny-Kravitz-style-bamboo-vest I just bought on Melrose.

See you guys at The Standard. (Remember, no eye contact!)