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SUBWAY DOUCHERY: Drummin’ on Buckets

NEW YORK, NY - Oh yeah…after a long day at work, when I’m waiting on the subway platform, there is nothing I enjoy more than two four-alarm-fucking-idiots pounding on paint buckets as hard and fast as they possibly can. One of the best parts is I’m already listening to my favorite playlist titled, “Assholes Banging on Things” So all I have to do is slip off my headphones to fully enjoy the torturous sounds of these two rhythmic geniuses.

What I especially love is how they tilt their heads back and make a face like they are changing the world through rhythm! I know beatin’ buckets is a great way to make money, but another great way would be to fill those buckets with paint and get a real job.

Listen up Tumblr, this kid is new here. I convinced him to switch his blog over from iWeb to Tumblr so let’s not make him regret that decision. I know, iWeb? It’s great for designing simple sites, but for day-to-day blogging? Jesus it’s like I found him eating a hotdog out of dumpster. How about we check him out and maybe follow him? He won’t fuck this up. (Tom, don’t fuck this up.) Yeah that’s right, I just vouch-mblr’ed someone. In other news, we need to figure out the tumblr buzz word for tumblr-vouching.