concoctedconversations:

Employee:  Boss, our worries are over! I got a great idea for a new snack.

Boss:  I can’t wait to hear it.

Employee:  Ok, what’s everyone’s favorite food?

Boss:  Pizza.

Employee:  Besides that.

Boss:  Meat.

Employee:  Blammo. Now don’t you hate how eating meat can make you tired?

Boss:  The only reason I stop eating turkey every year at Thanksgiving is because I fall asleep at the table.

Employee:  I mean, how many times have you been eating beef jerky and drinking a cup of coffee wishing they could be the same thing?

Boss:  Every morning.

Employee:  What if I told you we can make meat that not only won’t make you tired, but will actually make you… not tired.

Boss:  Shut. Your. Mouth.

Employee:  We call it… Perky Jerky.

Beat.

Boss:  You brilliant sonofabitch. How?

Employee:  Science.

Boss:  Of course! 

The boss tears open a bag of Perk Jerky and pours it in his mouth.

Boss:  I’m never going to fall asleep!

Soooo this is a real thing.