thetomsibley:

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : NOT ADORABLE, KID!

Awww, Congratulations Dad! You brought a beautiful bubblin’ kid into the world! Guess who that kid is cute to when your HUMMER sized double wide stroller is jamming into passengers’ ankles??? FUCKING NO ONE! You got the double seat stroller, and you only have one kid. Is the extra seat for juice boxes and Cheerio bags? That’s a good use of space for the rest of us.

Also, special thanks for tickling his feet causing him to scream as loud as humanly possible for three straight stops. I initially planned on listening to my Ipod, but the shrill screeches of a child was much more enjoyable after a long day!

I love this series. You can taste the seething hate in it.