nedhepburn:

R. Kelly “Bump ‘N Grind”

When I lived in Phoenix, I used to walk around the house and yell “My mind’s telling me NOOO, but my titties telling me yeah” over and over. My roommate Ryan and I had a fascination with the word “titties” back then. It all stems from this comedy video I made about a first date, which starred a girl I was dating at the time. If you want to see every girl I have ever dated, just watch my old comedy videos. Looking back they must have really liked me to put up with me going, “C’mon it’s just a few lines, please?” In the video, she wore this really low cut shirt. After that whenever she came around, Ryan would just scream ”TITTIES!” To be fair, she would make fun of his “Harry Potter haircut” every ten seconds so this was Ryan’s chance to finally get back. When we moved to LA, we took our love for the word “titties.” We quickly found out getting drunk and screaming “TITTIES!” at Garage Comedy at the top of our lungs was not appreciated.