TODAY’S BIG BLACK FRIDAY DEAL AT THE AQUARIUM GIFT SHOP
CASHIER: Here, you get a free “Underwater Adventures” postcard today with every t-shirt.
He gives me a postcard with dolphins on it.
ME: No way, you have dolphins here?
CASHIER: No.
ME: But your postcards have dolphins on them.
CASHIER: Yep.
ME: Oh man, so many people must ask you where the dolphins are.
CASHIER: We have another postcard with whales on it. It’s crazy man.
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