One of many fine meals I’ve had in London (this one was a chicken dish cooked by my sister). To say I’ve ate and drank my fill here would be understatement. The last two weeks I’ve eaten like a goddamn dick head. I’m also headed up to Scotland today where I hear food only comes fried. I’m loving this trip, but I look forward to getting back home and getting my shit together.
YOU: Ron, why don’t you just make healthier choices and maybe not drink like the world’s booze will run out tomorrow?
ME: Shutup.





