My hometown, Wilkes-Barre, PA which is about 20 miles outside of Scranton. Sometimes I just say Scranton because people know it from The Office and I went to high school and college there. But just between you and me, Wilkes-Barre is where I grew up. Well, if you want to get specific, I grew up in Laurel Run which is a small borough outside of Wilkes-Barre.
Oof, I think we all know this post went on a bit too long.