PATRIOTIC PICTURES I FOUND ONLINE THAT (DON’T) SCARE ME: #9
Because nothing says American like TITTIESSSSS!!!!!!
Pickup line that is guarenteed to work on these girls:
“Ahem… so it looks like your flag needs a flagpole.” (Then show them your boner)
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