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Somebody ripped the gun out of a Time Crisis machine. Why...

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 14:49:00 -0800

Somebody ripped the gun out of a Time Crisis machine. Why don’t you just slap the smile off the Mona Lisa?

dick

Just like a diplomat, this diplomat coffee/tea tries to be...

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 13:59:16 -0800

Just like a diplomat, this diplomat coffee/tea tries to be everything to everyone.

In the midwest, this is a medium. It’s so easy to say...

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 13:56:00 -0800

In the midwest, this is a medium.

It’s so easy to say fuck you to your body out here.

alisonagosti: Joe Hartzler of UCB’s Up, Up, Up! talkin’ about...

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 17:37:02 -0800

alisonagosti:

Joe Hartzler of UCB’s Up, Up, Up! talkin’ about team changes.

“You’ve put in the time, everybody knows that.”

This is great.

mtv: watch here. I’ve been gif’d!

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 14:25:00 -0800

mtv:

watch here.

I’ve been gif’d!

“Oh no you digara-didn’t!” - sassy aborigine

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:11:36 -0800

theoriginalchingy: “Waterfall Restaurant in the Village of...

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 10:48:54 -0800

theoriginalchingy:

“Waterfall Restaurant in the Village of Escudero, Philippines. Patrons eat right next to the breathtaking waterfall and have water flowing around their feet!”

via NotCot.

Wow.

mtvclutch: How To End A Date In 30 Seconds Or Less: Jenga My...

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 14:01:00 -0800

mtvclutch:

How To End A Date In 30 Seconds Or Less: Jenga

My friend Lindsay Ames and I sold a web series to MTV Clutch. Here’s the first episode.

It’s under 30 sec’s sooooo how about a lookie, eh?

RULES FOR MAKING AN 80’S MOVIE 1. Must have a fat guy. 2....

Sat, 04 Feb 2012 11:41:00 -0800

RULES FOR MAKING AN 80’S MOVIE

1. Must have a fat guy.

2. Fat guy must be eating in every scene OR he must end a scene where he is not eating by saying something about food (i.e. “Are you going to eat that?”, “Let’s get something to eat!”, “I eat my feelings.”)

3. Must have a plethora of racially insensitive stereotypes. Note, only ever use the ‘Happy Black Guy’ stereotype. NEVER the ‘Angry Militant Black’ stereotype. Unless the ‘Angry Militant Black stereotype is used to scare the ‘Rich White Asshole’ stereotype, then it’s ok because it’s not racist. (For further reading, please see Revenge of the Nerds).

4. Must have a food fight scene (note, you can substitute frogs)

5. Must have a scene where a cake flies through the air (slow motion shot obviously) and have it land on an authority figure (preferable the ‘Angry White Mustachioed Dean’ stereotype). While this can be done in your food fight scene, I would recommend having it at a fancy catered event (i.e., wedding, prom, alumni reception.) Note, if you go with prom, you can substitute a punch bowl for the cake but the punch must be red.

6. Must have huge dorm room or house that no actual college student could ever live in.

7. Boobs. Make it rain that shit all over the screen.

8. You know the ‘Nerdy Friend Who Isn’t Hot at First But Then Totally Is Later’ stereotype? The house she lives in MUST have stairs. Always. You need it for the slow motion walk she’ll have down the stairs (after she’s let her hair down), so our hero can be all like, ”Whaaa… Darlene, is that you?” This shot will also be in the trailer.

9. Close up shots of girls’ crotches in spandex. This can be at the beach while our guys watch girls in unitards roller skate (because that was a thing) OR if the movie is not set in California (which is rare), it can be shot through the windows of an aerobics studio. Note, it’s a guaranteed laugh line if you end the scene with the ‘White Fat Guy’ stereotype saying something like, “I wouldn’t mind eating that!”

10. The ‘Nerd White Hero Virgin’ stereotype has to punch the ‘Rich White Asshole’ stereotype or something like that. It doesn’t really matter. As long as there’s a choreographed dance or song at some point. Note, make sure to have the ‘White Fat Guy’ stereotype NOT dancing, but instead eating all the food at the now vacant buffet table.

Having a Babcocky kind of a night.* * Babcock cooking apron not...

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 20:24:07 -0800

Having a Babcocky kind of a night.*

* Babcock cooking apron not pictured.

THE LIFE AND TIMES OF TIM - TONIGHT ON HBO @...

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 14:34:58 -0800

THE LIFE AND TIMES OF TIM - TONIGHT ON HBO @ 9PM!

Tonight’s episode features “Heist” and “Fall Foliage.” I edited Heist and there’s some really fun stuff in this one thanks to the storyboarding efforts of Bryan Brinkman and Chris Weller. Also, Scott Troy wrote “Fall Foliage.” Celebrity voices include Fred Willard and Bob Saget.

If you missed any previous episodes, you can get them all at HBOGO.

The 2nd Showhibition Cabaret is March 9th!

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 17:19:00 -0800

Mark your calendars Phoenicians. We’re coming back to Phoenix on March 9 with a hell of a show.

showhibition:

Get ready!

We’re coming back in March to Filmbar in beautiful downtown Phoenix bringing a whole new lineup, with all new fun. We’ll have comedy, dance, video and more.

You don’t want to miss it!

More details to come!

this is how we do it

Die Antwoord does some of the coolest creepiest videos that I...

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 02:31:38 -0800

Die Antwoord does some of the coolest creepiest videos that I have ever seen.

thedailywhat:

Lights Out: Die Antwoord - “I Fink U Freeky”

[zef.]

When I was in NYC, I checked out an exhibit of Diego...

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 16:52:00 -0800

When I was in NYC, I checked out an exhibit of Diego Rivera’s murals. He did one of a Jaguar Warrior, who were the elite soldiers of the Aztec miliary. They wore jaguar skin and were basically bat shit crazy on the battlefield.

For such bad asses, you think they would have chosen a cooler name. Jaguar Warriors sounds like the name of a shitty MLS team.

I keep checking the Turbo Tax homepage like you check your...

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 16:30:49 -0800

I keep checking the Turbo Tax homepage like you check your fridge even when you know you have no food in it. Mid January? C’mon Turbo Tax, I wannnnnnna do my taxes already.

If I had the rest of my life together like I do my taxes, I’d probably be famous by now.

My favorite part is the very jealous Cornell Reid in the...

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 16:00:34 -0800

My favorite part is the very jealous Cornell Reid in the corner.

mikeburns:

This is just oooozing with creepy sexuality.

shannonhatch:

Creepy eyeball photobomb courtesy of @nickrutherford. Homoeroticism courtesy of @pizzanachos69 and @brido. Sweet dreams tonight.

The Comedy Bureau: 5 Sentence Review: Sean Green's "The Whiskey Dick"

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 17:47:52 -0800

The Comedy Bureau: 5 Sentence Review: Sean Green's "The Whiskey Dick":

thecomedybureau:

1. As it was recorded live in a bar in Sean Green’s hometown Philadelphia, PA, “The Whiskey Dick” is a great example of what a battle stand-up comedy is and how a funny comedian can win against a rowdy crowd.

2. Normally, when comedians talk about pop culture and sports, their jokes are…

Sean Green is a great comic and a hell of a guy to hang out with. For those of you don’t know him, he’s kinda like Bill Burr Jr. For those of you who don’t know Bill Burr, you really got to get your shit together. Either way, check out Sean’s album and enjoy.

The lady who intros every episode of Downton Abbey on Netflix...

Mon, 30 Jan 2012 17:09:00 -0800

The lady who intros every episode of Downton Abbey on Netflix Instant is the adult version of Ginny Weasley.

For all those who are interested in this kind of thing,...

Sun, 29 Jan 2012 17:19:12 -0800

For all those who are interested in this kind of thing, there’s a great Eames exhibit in Hollywood at JF Chen (941 N. Highland Ave. Hollywood, CA 90038).

Go sit in mid-century modern chairs that hopefully I’ll one day be able to afford.

Weird looking kitty cat.

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 10:45:39 -0800

Weird looking kitty cat.