From the getting-a-blowjob-while-playing-the-guitar-scene in 1984’s Hardbodies.

Acting motherfuckers. 

HARDBODIES

If you guys want to see a real bag of crap of a movie, may I recommend watching Hardbodies on Netflix Instant? It’s hard to know where to begin with this one, but the movie is basically about a young guy helping three older (disgusting looking) men fool women into having sex with them. Some of the things you will see are:

- A guy who wears the shirt “Boogie Till You Puke” for the entire movie (which takes places over multiple days)

- Kenneth from Can’t Buy Me Love in drag. You know, the nerdy red-haired friend of Ronald MIller who yells, “You shit on my house!”

- A scene where an old guy plays a guitar while getting a blowjob and then breaks the string when he ejaculates.

- A joke where one of the older disgusting guys calls the other older disgusting guy “an asshole” and then the third older disgusting guy says, “You guys want to see an asshole?” and then turns around and bends over. It’s fucking terrible.

Like I said, it’s a real bag of crap. I can’t recommend it enough. And the best part? There’s a sequel.