The lady who intros every episode of Downton Abbey on Netflix Instant is the adult version of Ginny Weasley.

I didn’t know Willem Dafoe played a goblin in the final Harry Potter.

After this picture, we took them all out and had a kegger in the woods. Accio good times, amiright?

“No Muggles” is the “Whites Only” of the wizarding world.

Things I Learned on Vacation #2 - The more restrictions, the better the ride.

Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey

Me - joyous

Julia - in awe

Dude - interested

Girl - smelling a fart

In the world of Harry Potter, this is as close to bullying as you can get. 

i love it

(btw this is a big spoiler if you haven’t seen the last Harry Potter, read the books, etc…)

HAPPY HARRY POTTER DAY EVERYONE!

I’m going to stuff my face with so much damn popcorn tonight. Accio good times, amirightorwhat?

There’s this Harry Potter store in Los Angeles on Wilshire Blvd. called Whimsic Alley. They have all sorts of Harry Potter stuff - robes, wands, Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans… it’s pretty great if you’re an HP nerd. My favorite thing was that they used to have one sad little corner dedicated to Twilight. I went in yesterday and saw that the Twilight corner had been downgraded to a Twilight nook. And all the stuff there was on clearance. My immediate thought was, “Yeah, suck it Twilight.”

I, a 32-year-old Harry Potter nerd, went all aggro on Twilight merchandise.

Lesson of the story: I will fuck a Robert Pattinson book bag up. 

That being said, if anyone wants to get drunk and watch the all the Twilight movies back to back some Saturday, please let me know. I’m not joking either. I really want to do this. Just a heads up - I’m going to have to get really fucked up to get through it.