Die Antwoord does some of the coolest creepiest videos that I have ever seen.

thedailywhat:

Lights Out: Die Antwoord - “I Fink U Freeky”

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Nathan Barnatt is one of the most prolific people I have ever met. Will you just watch this already? The shot at 3:45 is worth it alone.

Any of you ladies want to get it on? I’ve been cleaning out my mom’s place and found a couple of 8-tracks that will def set the mood (that mood being hot fuckin’).

Hope your panties are made out of ShamWow because you’re gonna to need it.

The Justin Bieber Singing Toothbrush

“Now you too can put Justin in your mouth!”

“Game of Pricks” (a Guided By Voices song) covered by Sebadoh’s Lou Barlow.

DAVID GUETTA:  So this looks cool, right?

PHOTOGRAPHER:  Oh totally.

DAVID GUETTA:  It doesn’t look like I’m in this weird scha-winggg type pose?

PHOTOGRAPHER:  Not at all. It looks boss.

DAVID GUETTA:  So it doesn’t look like an invisible hand is pulling me up by my boner?

PHOTOGRAPHER:  What? No. You look totes cool.

DAVID GUETTA:  Ok so you sure it doesn’t look like I’m trying to pee out my butt?

PHOTOGRAPHER:  I’m telling you man, you look totally relaxed. All the kids hang out like this these days. Trust me.

DAVID GUETTA (to himself):  This is a mistake.

HOOTENANNY

I recently guest co-hosted on Hootenanny, a podcast with comics talking about music. This ep featured Matt Peters, Susan Burke, host Scott Boxenbaum and moi. Click here to check it out.

BABA GANOUSH 

I love eating baba ganoush. It’s a middle eastern dip, but it also sounds like a band that should be opening for Hoobastank.

ROADIE:  “Are y’all ready for Hoobastank?”

Crowd roads.

ROADIE:  “Well first give it up for Baba Ganoush, playing their new hit single ‘Made From Eggplant!’

Crowd roars. The band plays.

AUDIENCE MEMBER:  Oh man, these guys are way better that Cous Cous. High five.

SONGS I LISTEN TO OVER AND OVER

“Only Ones who Knows” by Archers of Loaf